RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."

MEREDITH: "Talk about divine retribution."
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "He sleeps with his assistant, a carnivorous fish lodges itself in his penis, that's instant karma if I've ever seen it."
CRISTINA: "Well, Derek wasn't struck by lightning and neither were you."
MEREDITH: "Addison showed up, I had months of pain and self-loathing, crazy ranting mother and near drowning off the side of the dock, I mean, it's no fish in my ho-ho, but it's certainly not an easy ride."
CRISTINA: "Well, you know, I cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. I mean, am I the only one?"

MARK: "That was less than enthusiastic."
ADDISON: "I'm gonna be more enthuasiastic when we cross the finish line."
MARK: "Just making sure you haven't lost interest in the project."
ADDISON: "Not at all."
MARK: "Good!"

MARK: "Twenty-eight more days and then it's you and me in a locked room for record breaking, earth shattering, mind blowing..."
ADDISON: "I got it. Thank you."

[narrating] "As interns, we know what we want, to become surgeons. And we'll do anything to get there. Suffer through killer exam, endure 100-hour weeks, Stand for hours on end in operating rooms, you name it, we'll do it."

MEREDITH

MARK: "Your picture's gonna be everywhere. The police, the news, the Internet."
JANE DOE: "But if my face looks completely different then what good would pictures do?"
MARK: "I was able to maintain aspects of your bone structure so your face bears some similarity to your old one, plus your hair and your eyes are the same."
JANE DOE: "You think, do you really think someone might recognize me?"
ALEX: "I think you should smile."

MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"

COLIN: "Nothing like a quick ventricular reconstruction to jump start your morning, eh?"
CRISTINA:"Okay, you’ve officially become creepy. Creepy and... stalking."

JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."

[to Izzie] "We’re Dustin and Caroline Klein. We’re Hannah’s parents. We’re her... we’re your daughter’s parents. You’re Hannah’s birth mother."

DUSTIN

PRESTON: "What was that?"
CRISTINA: "You’re gonna have to put up with me being…nice and sweet for a little while."
PRESTON: "That’ll be a nice change of pace."
CRISTINA: "Shut up."
PRESTON: "That’s more like it."

"She’s here... my kid. And I’m supposed to go to pediatrics and meet her right now, and... I have thought about this moment, what I would look like, what I would say. But I thought I would be older, more together, more mature. I thought she would be older, and I never thought that she would be sick. Oh God, I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. What do I do?"

IZZIE

Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes

I wanted to come over here this morning to tell you... But now all I want to tell you is that I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you forever. And now you have a choice to make. I want you to take all the time you need, I don't want to rush you, but I love you. Just take your time. Because when I had to make a choice... I chose wrong.

Derek

What, so all of a sudden I'm the president of people with crappy lives?

Meredith