Well, Nick, when a mommy coyotl and a daddy coyotl love each other very much...

Monroe

I'm his mother. If you have a problem with my son you'll have to deal with me.

Mama Burkhardt

Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.

Eddie

I mean he has to be on his way what else could he be doing?

Monroe

Oh my God, Hanks knows.

Monroe

Monroe? What are you doing here?

Juliette

Eddie: My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Hap: Cool.
Eddie: Your aim will help.

Wait a minute...what kind of meat has a tattoo?

Monroe

It's obvious. It was committed by a barefooted many carrying a wolf.

Wu

Sort of a reverse Viagra.

Monroe

Monroe: Don't you need a warrant for that?
Nick: You're right, you open it.
Monroe: Oh, okay.

Nick: Did you really smell him?
Eddy: Dude, you have no idea!

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank