[on Nick sleeping with Juliette as Adalind] I would suggest a very dark room.

Elizabeth Lascelles

Nick: The problem is... I like being a Grimm.
Monroe: Are you serious? You miss it?
Nick: Yeah. And I'm pissed it was taken away from me.

Juliette: I'm ready.
Nick: For what?
Juliette: You need to be a Grimm again.

[to Nick] It's good to have you back.

Renard

[on sleeping with Juliette-as-Adalind] This is so... I don't know what to call it.

Nick

This is your one and only chance to have an affair with my blessing!

Juliette

[about Adalind] I just gotta say, that woman is such a bitch!

Juliette

Juliette: It worked.
Nick: The peace and quiet we never had is over.
Juliette: Well, then I won't know what I missed. Too bad Adalind can't be here to celebrate with a little champagne. Emphasis on the 'pain' part.

Monroe: 'Cause I gotta stop thinking Nick and Juliette, or Nick and Adalind, or Adalind *with* Juliette. I mean, the whole thing is like some bizarre, convoluted ménage à trois.
Rosalee: [appalled] Monroe, we have a guest!
Monroe: ...Sorry, Trubel.
Trubel: Oh, I know what 'convoluted' means.

Then I met you guys and realized that crazy is relative!

Josh

Renard: Now, my motivation here is simply to protect my child, and I don't want my mother to kill your mother.
Nick: And I don't want *my* mother to kill *your* mother.

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank