Wu: I guess they're gonna have to face the music.
Hank: Really? You went there?
Wu: Somebody had to.

Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.

Hank: I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Nick: Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?

Renard: Rats dine on beloved teacher.
Nick: That's a little cold.
Hank: Guess who came to dinner.

Hank: Pretty excited about being let go.
Nick: Oh yeah, I had to stop him from yodeling.

Orson: This isn't between you and me.
Eddie: Then what's with the shotgun?

Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.

Our families have never been enemies. You should know that. Let's not change it now.

Orson

Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

We don't kill our own.

Eddie

Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.

Eddie

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank