I have to sleep with someone. Fast.

Adalind

Juliette: Why can't you do it again? Aren't you half Hexenbiest?
Renard: Why does everyone keep making that mistake?! I am not a Hexenbiest, I'm a Zauberbiest. There's a difference.

Juliette: Is there *anything* comforting in all of this?!
Renard: Well, you do have abilities that defy explanation. How you learn to use them will determine what you become. You're more than I'll ever be. The way this happened to you, you're one of a kind. Now, I don't know what that means ultimately.
Juliette: So, what you're saying is I'm going to have to wing it.
Renard: Don't we all.

Adalind: We need to get to Juliette.
Viktor: Not just yet.
Adalind: Then what are we doing?!
Viktor: It's called "back-channel diplomacy," and it cannot be done truly effectively when done so loudly.

Hank: You're a Bauerschwein. Nick's a Grimm. Yeah, we know.
Peter Orson: Wow. I've been away too long.

Juliette: So what happens when Adalind finds out you're a Grimm again?
Nick: One less Hexenbiest wouldn't be a bad thing, would it?
Juliette: No, I guess not.

Maybe he should come home and find *you* dead!

Juliette

This is familiar. Reminds me of when my brother Eric came to town. Did you, um, ever find his killer?

Renard

Rosalee: Are Nick and Juliette coming over?
Monroe: No... more like Nick and Hank.
Rosalee: Well, that didn't take long.

If the fortune tellers were any good, they would have seen it coming.

Nick

You're like a five-year-old with a loaded gun.

Henrietta

Hank: You ate her cookie.
Wu: I did?
Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet.
Wu: ...Oh.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank