Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!
Brad
I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
Max
She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
Max
Pete I'm pregnant! I'm not but I could be! we could sell it and live off the money.
Penny
Spin class or chemistry class? It's like Breaking Bad in here, sit down let's cook!
Penny
Alex: Always start with your high end meats, skip veggies they'll only fill you up with nonsense.
Mrs. Kerkovich: And?
Alex: Be sure to make sexual eye contact with the carver, your stomach will thank you.
