Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
Alex
Give me that knife and like me more!
Penny [to the kids]
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.
Jane
I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.
Penny
My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
Penny
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Jane
Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!
Max
Ooo floor bacon!
Max
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
Brad [about Meryl Streep]