Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.

Alex

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Give me that knife and like me more!

Penny [to the kids]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.

Penny [to Dave]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.

Alex

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.

Jane

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I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.

Penny

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My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.

Penny

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Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.

Jane

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!

Max

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ooo floor bacon!

Max

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.

Jane [to Penny]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.

Brad [about Meryl Streep]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0