Popular Happy Endings Quotes
So much blonde.
Penny
I didn't really date. I would call it a series of mind blowing sexual experiences with a lot of beautiful women.
Dave
Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.
Jane
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.
Penny
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
Oh my God, I'm the Jackie Robinson of the Kerkovich family!
Brad