Popular Happy Endings Quotes
TV really is nature's babysitter.
Max
Give me that knife and like me more!
Penny [to the kids]
Accidentally seating five plus sized women at the "Hippo" table ruined my event.
Jane
You're going to the big walk-in closet in the sky! Say hi to Nemo's mom for me!
Alex
Egg nog is delish! Dairy and liquor are really one of those underrated combinations.
Penny
I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.
Penny
Penny: Really you want to play santa? Because you hate holidays and you hate kids.
Max: Yeah but I love making extravagant promises that I don't have to fulfill. Plus Penny I really need the cash, my limo business has hit a few schnags.
I love Indecent Proposaling with you!
Brad [to Jane]
So Al, you're really going with the coupon books that no one wants again this year? It's the gift that keeps on disappointing.
Dave
Mugger: Lady gimmer your purse!
Penny: What? Lady? I'm only 30. That's like mid to late 20s!
I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs.
Max [to Penny]
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
