Yeah, that curse should be scared of us because we are a bunch of criminals and sex addicts with terrible judgement and we can ruin anything we put our minds to. And you know what? We're going to ruin that stupid curse.

Jane

Yes I went to her prom but only because I was writing a newspaper story for the Chicago Sun Times and my boss Gary Marshall was breathing down my neck!

Dave

Alright Jackie, let's just be honest, you're not my favorite, but tonight is not about us it's about my friend Penny's birthday. And I'm sorry that last year I called you an underage slut etc but if there's anyway that you could bring us some food that isn't laced with your bodily fluids it would really help us out of a jam.

Alex

Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.

Brad [to Dave]

He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.

Brad

If we didn't want to get caught, we'd have sex at home.

Jane

The curse of Max's lovehandles has struck again.

Max

Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.

You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!

Alex [to Jane]

Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.

You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!

Alex [to Jane]