Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 13: "The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre" Quotes
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
Fat Joey.
Brad [to Max]
It's like "Weekend at Bernie Mac's" back here.
Jane
Dave: I just blew a threesome.
Penny: Two V's and one D? Or two D's and one V?
The doctor said you're lucky you're still alive.
Jane
Alex: After I got mistaken for a whore, it made me realize something.
Max: That your grandmother was a whore?
Jane [about her Grandma]: JFK once called her a real Chicago slut.
Penny: Why are you always so proud of that.
Jane: It's Camelot, brew!
No no no no I don't do drills or shots, I can't do pain, ok? Give me the goof juice, just give me the goof juice and don't be bashful, put me under, put me all the way under. I won't get mad if I make in my pants. Seriously I won't sue if I poo.
Brad
Not everyone's as terrible as you Penny, with all due respect.
Dave
We get it, they're all 69 dollars.
Penny [to Max]
If the sex is crazy on a regular night, imagine what the VD sex is gonna be like.
Dave
