Happy Endings Quotes
I'm seeing you in a whole new light too. The kind of light they use when you try on a bathing suit. Which is a very unflattering light sir. Not good!
Jane [to Brad]
Spin class or chemistry class? It's like Breaking Bad in here, sit down let's cook!
Penny
Pete I'm pregnant! I'm not but I could be! we could sell it and live off the money.
Penny
Why the long face Michael Phelps?
Brad
She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
Max
This helmet wasn't just protecting my head, it was protecting my heart.
Penny
I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
Max
Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!
Brad
He could be your soul mate, your kindred spirit, your One Tree Hill.
Alex
Quaint. Isn't that the space between a gal's goal and her penalty box?
Penny
So you and the guys wanna go check out some porno? Get some eyes on some thighs? Some peepers on some creepers? Some rods and cones on some bras and thongs?
Jane
A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.
Max
