Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.
You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!
Alex [to Jane]
I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.
Alex
Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!
Max
Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!
Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.
Jane [about Brad]
All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.
Jane
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
Brad [about Meryl Streep]
You'd think baby number three would just fall out!
Penny
When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.
Penny
What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?
Dave
Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!
