Hailey: Have you ever been to AA?
Nick: I haven't had an avocado in years!

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Wow. Cop, fucker of husbands not your own, real estate agent, and now psychotherapist? Is there anything you can't do?

Amanda

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• Added: April 03, 2019

Oh, sure! Like you guys are all great parents!

Nick

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• Added: April 03, 2019

Nick: Don't ever fuck with my family.
Jewish Guy: Please, it's Passover. Mitzvah!
Nick: Eat shitzka.

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Nick: You know what I'm feeling? The early bird special at Red Lobster. How about you?
Hailey: Hell yeah!

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Hailey: Did you kill those people?
Nick: I dropped off a package, that's all.
Hailey: Just tell me the truth. He set you up, so you killed them.
Nick: There are certain things you just can't know.
Hailey: I already do.

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Hailey: I just wish things were the way they used to be.
Nick: You mean before me?

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Happy: Boy. Amanda's in a really good mood.
Nick: She just fucked that guy!

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• Added: April 03, 2019