This place is depressing, Nick. I'm so glad you've evolved and are such a total wizard zen master of your darker impulses.

Happy

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Your imagination is a pretty effed up place to live, Nick. You know that, right?

Happy

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Teacher: I understand you've had a change of career recently.
Nick: What's that have to do with the price of ass in Pittsburgh?

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I mean, I like marshmallow peeps as much as the next guy. I ate a whole bag on the plane ride over.

Sonny

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We're gonna Make Easter Great Again for the first time.

Sonny

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Nick: How the hell's anybody supposed to keep their head above water in this stinkin' town without killin' people?
Passenger: Right here is good.
Nick: I thought you said uptown?

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Holy giblets! I'm standing in the middle of a goddamned gold mine of blood and guts!

Nick

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I'm Scooter frickin' Sterling!

Scooter

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My safe word is Tallahassee.

Scooter

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