Popular Harry's Law Quotes
Harry: I will have final say on strategy.
Eric: Shouldn't that go to me?
Harry: No, since you're sitting in a jail cell, I will assume you screw things up.
I'm not sure what is worse, waking up realizing you're not what you use to be, or knowing you are what you always were.
Tommy
You had her arrested because she mocked your ass in court.
Ollie
Tommy: A law professor once told me, sounds crazy, but I believe it with all my tiny heart. Lawyers in murder trials are dead if they don't dance. It helps refill the humanity tank; you should do it once in a while I'm telling you.
Harry: You're a very strange dude.
Tommy: I really am.
James is a loon. He's bipolar. It's hip to be that now. It used to be cool to be bilingual, then bisexual, and now bipolar. Quarter of a million dollar in therapist and the consensus was "he's a loon," which I already knew.
Eric
The prosecution is playing dirty, you respond in kind. You do what you have to save your client.
Tommy
[looking at Roseanna] Oh yeah, off the record F[beep]k You!
Tommy: Tell me about your mom Marcus, is she good looking? Please, don't make me poke your mom Marcus.
Marcus: You really thing you're going to intimidate me SpongeBob?
Adam: [mumbles] Somebody's tense
Harry: Excuse me?
Clerk: All rise!
Harry: Why do I feel like we should all be wearing helmets?
Judge: Ms Remmick, I'm not happy...
Roseanna: You're Honor...
Judge: I'M TALKING..... You had an obligation to bring this to defense council attention.
Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.
