Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.

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• Added: November 21, 2011

Wade: Lemon, another beer.
Lemon: You snap those fingers at me one more time Wade, and I'll swear to God I will chop them off that dainty little hand of yours.

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George: The three of us used to hang out all the time back in high school.
Wade: Yeah, when she was fun.

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They don't like my New York flag, they don't even like my shorts.

Zoe

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It's a medical emergency Doc! Lemon might have killed someone.

Wade

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• Added: November 21, 2011

Good news, he's not gay.

Gigi

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Gigi: You defended a fanny pack.
Zoe: I know, that was weird.

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• Added: November 21, 2011

I still think number six is doable, all we need is a helicopter and a tiny monkey.

Wade

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• Added: November 21, 2011