I have to go shopping for prom so if you guys get married by the time I get back, save me some cake.

Magnolia

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Engaged! No Tumor!

Brick

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• Added: April 30, 2013

Your profile is four pages like the manifestos that the FBI finds by a serial killer.

Rose

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I've put Max on the pile of "old business" and thanks to the site new business is floating in.

Zoe

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[To George] These are the ingredients to a mind eraser that the internet says will erase anything you regret doing.

Zoe

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• Added: April 30, 2013