Zoe: How could I be so gullible? I'm from New York!
Lemon: Yes, please. Remind me again.

Conor: Why you avoiding George Tucker?
Wade: He suspects I have something that he believes he should have. If he found out I, in fact, did have it. He would be upset.
Conor: What do you have?
Wade: Uh... Um... A cookie.

Magnolia: Did you just text me?
Brick: I was looking for you!
Magnolia: Do not ever text me! Do you know how embarrassing that its!

Cricket: I have a great many talents you don't know about.
Annabeth: No you don't.

Tell Rose to cancel my appointments, I'm going off the grid.

Zoe

Rose: Let's go Tonya, I've lost my appetite.
Tonya: FYI: Cougar is not a good look on you.

Rose: Congratulations, it looks like you two are going steady.
Zoe: No, Rose. I don't even want to be here.
Tonya: Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man?

Yesterday we traded my ho-ho for his ding-dong.

Rose

Zoe: Looks like Stella got her groove back.
Brick: Emily and I are in a good place so don't ruin it by talking.

I'm just saying I want something other than your key to start my engine.

Zoe

[To Lemon] I never know what you want.

Lavon

Lemon: [To Zoe] What the heck are you wearing?...... Is that Wade's shirt?
Zoe: Is it! Wade! I told you to do your own laundry, stop putting your clothes in with mine!
Wade: Oh.... Man... I really hate... her.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes