I don't like it here!

Jennifer

Audrey going into that barn; that's what should have ended the troubles.

Jordan

If I was going to ditch you, I would have done it before I had to flash an orderly my boobs.

Jennifer

First, I need a paperclip. Second, I need my pants.

Duke

Jennifer: What? I'm not going anywhere with you. I just met you. And you're some kind of criminal.
Duke: Yes, I am a criminal. But, one with a heart of gold.

I'm sorry I won't remember you when I come back. Especially Colorado.

Audrey

Tell him, Arla. Tell him how many women you murdered to get that skin.

Audrey

This would be weird even if we weren't meeting in a giant supernatural steam room.

Nathan

Vince and I tried to keep Audrey out of the barn once before. Let's just say it didn't work. Vince decided there and then that the best thing was for Audrey to just keep going back in. I think we have to break the cycle, deal with the thing head on and not keep using the girl as a damned band aid.

Dave

Arla: Why should I trust you Crocker?
Duke: Because I know that Audrey has to go into the barn. I'm tired of living in a disaster movie.

James: Arla, if I've been gone for 27 years, why do you still look so young?
Arla: I stayed young for you, silly.

Duke: Maybe it's just me, but I thought the meteors were supposed to pass over Haven. Why are they hitting us?
Audrey: Because I won't go into the barn. And they're going to fall faster and faster until I find my son and he tells us how to stop this.

Haven Quotes

I am the one who goes bump in the night. Huh? No? That's not working? Don't worry. I got another one here.

Seth

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.

Duke