Hawaii Five-0
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Danny: His mouth has not moved in 3 1/2 minutes.
Chin: Maybe she's got him on hold.
Danny: No. No. His nostrils are flaring, he's pacing like a maniac and he just switched his phone from his right hand to his left hand like he wants to punch someone.
Jerry: Do either of you know who I turn expenses in to? The safe and the magnet weren't cheap. Cost me about 750 all in.
Kono: You spent $750 on a visual aid?
Jerry: Well, at least the sock was mine.
Danny [to McGarrett]: There are two things on this Earth that I'm thankful for: That you cannot read my mind and this seat belt right here.
A labor dispute is like a flat tire. It's not an emergency.
McGarrett [to Kamekona]
As awful as that guy was, he didn't deserve to die that way. Besides, killing Harrison accomplishes nothing. The work people like me are doing, educating the public and trying to get legislation passed, will do a lot more to protect the shark population than taking out one single hunter.
Lily [to Danny and Kono]
Eric: My ass is broken.
McGarrett [indicating the mule]: Your ass looks fine to me.
Eric: Funny.
Kono: Kamekona, this isn't just about us. If you help us find the people we're looking for, you'd be helping the mano, which is sacred to a lot of people in Hawaii, including me. The shark is my family's aumakua.
Kamekona; Mine too,.
Kono: Then we need to protect them.
Kono: Family drama.
Grover: This is why I never do business with family.
No one said the Nazis were stupid. Just pure evil.
Chin
Chin: It's bad enough this guy has escaped justice all these years. Now he's going to disappear again.
McGarrett: He's not going to disappear again.
Chin: What makes you say that?
McGarrett: Because it's not 1945. There's a camera on every street corner, not to mention in everybody's pocket. Everybody's got a cell phone. Social media, 24-hour news. We'll just put the word on the street,and they won't stay missing for long, I promise you.
McGarrett: I know what you did. I know what you did. Yeah, you. You told Melissa we needed to hang out as a group, didn't you?
Danny: Yeah, but I didn't mean it. That's what you tell your girlfriend when you don't want her to think you're an anti-social weirdo.
McGarrett: You are an anti-social weirdo.
Danny: That's the whole point. I don't want her thinking that.
McGarrett: Yeah, smart move. Hide your true self from your girlfriend. That's going to be great for your relationship.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
