Steve: This is great for us.
Danny: I hate you.

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Karen: Really, I don't because they're not a couple.
Karen's husband: So what Karen, they're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time, and they don't have sex. Sounds a lot like our marriage to me.

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Danny: Say, what is this Lorraine?
Lorraine: Oh that is an itinerary for the subjects we will be covering this week.
Danny: Because it says, "Overcoming your sexual incompatibility." Did you sign us up for couples therapy?
Steve: Whoops!

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Kamekona: Flipper's still around.
Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin?
Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World isn't hiring.

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