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Adam [to Charlie]

Charlie: Is the crazy guy Uncle Steve?
Danny: What gave it away, the crazy guy part or the policeman part?

Grover: What are you going to do, write a letter to Santa Claus and threaten to put them on the naughty list?
McGarrett: Very funny.

All of us have taken fire behind enemy lines. So do you really think we can't handle a couple of Santas?

Josie

Kekoa: Never been in uniform?
Jerry: Unless you count high school band, no.

[The badge] is heavier than you'd thought it would be, isn't it?

Jerry [to Junior]

Hawaii Five-0 Season 8 Episode 11 Quotes

Charlie: Is the crazy guy Uncle Steve?
Danny: What gave it away, the crazy guy part or the policeman part?

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Adam [to Charlie]