Noelani: He's lost a lot of blood.
Sang Min: I didn't lose it. I've been sitting in it for hours, waiting for McGarrett to get back from dance class or something.

Don't worry about it, baby. You're with Five-0 now. We make our own rules.

Sang Min [to Noelani]

I don't want to [sky dive] because if I die, I don't want to be strapped to you like an infant.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Danny: Just so I'm clear, you want to drive a truck with a dirty bomb made out of uranium and TNTP, which you personally told me is the most unstable explosive on the planet, through this jungle on, to say the least, uneven terrain. That's what you've come up with?
McGarrett: We're going to drive real slow.
Danny: I'll find the keys.

Danny: You know what it's going to say on my tombstone?
McGarrett: Yes, I do. It's going to say, "Here lies Danny Williams, Beloved Curmudgeon."
Danny:No, It will say "Here lies Danny WIlliams. We think. We're not really sure, because we couldn't find all of him."

I don't have anything. Sorry. Good luck.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Sang Min: With customer service like that, don't expect me to go to your restaurant.
Danny: You're not allowed in my restaurant. I've got a no-mullets policy.

Jerry: I gotta say, I'm impressed. You took a step back, let Flippa manage his own truck. A lesser man wouldn't give up that much control, not to mention the limelight.
Kamekona: You know what they say. Good men do, great men delegate.

Flippa: I'm showing some initiative, cuz. You did say my truck.
Kamekona: Yes, to manage and operate. Not to paste your ugly mug on it, diluting my brand.
Flippa: What brand? You got two trucks.
Kamekona: Exactly. They're buying the food because my face is on the truck.
Danny: I'm pretty sure they need to put 'in spite of his face being on the truck.'

Alicia: I prefer it, the solitude. Since my daughter, and then my marriage fell apart. It's easy. Some days I don't even have the energy to deal with people.
McGarrett: Yeah, I liked it when I lived alone too.

McGarrett: I have very low standards for companionship. It comes from having Danny as a partner.
Alicia: Nice!

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Danny: [Madison Gray] convinces other people to kill for her.
McGarrett: And now she's convincing Alicia to kill.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.