Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes
Danny: All of those that think that is a certifiedly demented idea please raise you hand (looks and Kaye)Please raise your hand!
Kaye: Im new i Didn't think I got a vote.
Steve McGarrett: You don't get a vote. And the rest of you are forgetting that the five o is not a democracy it is a benevolent dictatorship ! Got it.
McGarrett: Why don't you just ask her out?
Chin: Miss Hills?
McG: No, the Governor. Who do you think? Every time we see Laura she's sexting you with her eyes.
McGarrett: I'd take powered eggs over your eggs any day.
Danno: My eggs? You love my eggs.
Out of the top ten dopiest suggestions you have ever had this is number one with a bullet.
Danno
Danno: All those of you who think that is a certifiably demented idea please raise your hand. [Looks at Jenna Kaye] Please raise your hand.
Kaye: I'm new. I didn't think I got a vote.
Why are you dressed like a ninja?
Danno
Jenna Kaye: That's crazy.
Danno: Welcome to my world.
Jenna Kaye: I like it. What do we do now?
One near death experience and you go all warm and cuddly on me?
McGarrett
Danno: You're telling me this guy is not from around here?
Gracie: No Daddy, he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Danno: What could be more Hawaiian than that?
Gracie: Fried chicken isn't good for you. It has cholesterol and causes heart disease.
Kamekona: Nah, a little bit of grease is good for you. Helps your insides stay lubricated.
I'm fine. I like hospital food, you know that. I checked in for the weekend.
Danno
Gracie: What's a hangover?
Danno: It's a... You'll figure it out when you're about...thirty-five?
McGarrett: Thirty-five... thirty... sixty...
Danno: Forty or so.
