Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Danny: The treasure Blake was looking for looks like he might have already found it.
Steve: Yeah, and it might have gotten him killed.

Steve: You're putting the guy's hand on like it's a glove. Max, that's disgusting.
Max: Yes, but very effective.

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.

Danny: Tell me this, was there an operation "Abby Road"? Are you the Walrus? [looks at Joe] time to shutup?
Joe: Roger that.

Frank: The bad guys we take down we don't read Miranda, we just take their money.
Kono: So you provide a public service
Frank: Something like that.

Danny: You ever been married?
Lori: No, I was close.
Danny: Close only count's if you're playing horse shoes or hand grenades.

Lori: I just point out the truth; most men can't handle the truth when it comes to love
Danny: Oh, we can't handle the truth? What are we doing "A Few Good Men"?

Hey Creepy, why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget?

Steve

Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.

Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.

Danny: woah, woah, try not to kill everyone in the compound, one of these hippies might know where Jen is.
Steve: Fine

Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.