Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.

Chin Ho: This should have been on your finger a long time ago
Malia: Chin Ho Kelly, I would love to be your wife.

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.


What, what you got... spidey sense tingling?


Not me, I would not partake of such in such a morally questionable activity. Other, on the other hand don't have my strength of character.


Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.

Max: I would like the shrimp flavor tofu special please.
Kamekona: Only thing special about that order is that nobody but you orders it.

Danny: What we need to know from you is who poaches animals, specifically the endangered type.
Kamekona: Why you asking me? I sell shrimp not baby seals.

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..

Thanks Fong, you're a geek god!


Chin Ho: Looks like one of us is going for a climb
Lori: huh..

Jeff: If you're going to go into your office, a warning, it's not a small dog and uh....
Steve: He went in my office?
Jeff: Yeah, landmines everywhere.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.