Max: Do I know you?
Jeff: I don't think so.
Max: Yes, I think we met before.
Jeff: No.

Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.

What are we watching? Enemy Mine? That's awesome, I feel like I'm in a time machine!

Steve

Danny: How does this even happen?
Chin Ho: Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing and entire culture's spiritual beliefs.

Danny: So unless he reanimated as a zombie, he is completely dead.
Max: Give that his head was not intact, reanimating as a zombie is completely impossible.

Max: I came directly to work after a Halloween party.
Danny: Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you live dressing up like you're in the Matrix.
Max: The two concepts are not mutually exclusives.

Lori: Why are you staring at me?
Danny: I'm imagining who Lori Weston's alter-ego might be.... Wonder Woman!
Lori: No!

Steve: Wo Fat started this, but I'm going to end it.
Joe: You continue to go down this road son, you have to ask yourself how many more live will it cost.

Kono: and a word to the wise, Boriero is trained, I would not engage him hand to hand.
Danny: That's not going to happen, I like my gun.

Wo Fat: Will you do me one favor Commander White?
Joe: What's that?
Wo Fat: Tell John McGarrett his son will be along soon enough.

Max: How is your sense of smell Agent Weston?
Lori: excuse me?

Steve: Mouth guard.
Danny: You need a helmet not a mouth guard.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.