Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 9 Quotes
Prepare to be humbled.
Junior [to Tani]
Well, if it isn't little miss Nancy Drew her bad self.
Grover [to Mary]
Tani: Junes, that's crazy.
Danny: This is every day with Steve. Now you know what I feel.
Good thing we didn't have to use the guns. That gas is very combustible.
Mary [to Steve]
Motel clerk: Oh-oh!
Tani: Good morning to you too.
If the term "as the crow flies" means a straight line, that crow was drunk off his ass.
Grover
Let's go, Murder She Wrote.
McGarrett [to Mary]
When in doubt, use the single-mom card every time.
Mary [to McGarrett]
Tani: You're driving your own car. McGarrett must have the day off.
Danny: You're right. It's so peaceful.
So you think you can read my eyebrows? You'd have better luck reading sanskrit.
Grover [to Tani]
Hey, don't listen to [McGarrett]. We don't.
Danny [to Mary]
Noelani: That doesn't make it hurt any less.
McGarrett: No, it doesn't. It doesn't.
