Lady Alex: To be honest, I'm quite glad you're here.
Hooten: Is that a thank you?
Lady Alex: You need to know there's no money involved.
Hooten: I'm not a philistine. It doesn't have to be money. It could be jewels, diamonds, rubies never hurt anybody.
Lady Alex: It's something far more valuable than any of those.
Hooten: I knew it.
Lady Alex: It's Ella.
Hooten: Ella?
Lady Alex: She's been taken hostage.

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Hooten: Well, that's hardcore. What do they want?
Lady Alex: I was meant to come alone. They want this.
Hooten: It's a spoon. She's being held ransom for a spoon?

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Lady Alex: OK, this is fine. My Mother always says if the day starts badly then it can only get better.
Hooten: Well, amen to your hot mom.

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Lady Alex: Where's Tracy?
Hooten: Who?
Lady Alex: The camel.
Hooten: Oh shit!

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Ella: What are you doing here?
Lady Alex: It's me. It's Alex.
Ella: For Christ's sake I know you name! I haven't been lobotomized. Where are they?
Lady Alex: Who?
Ella: The Marines, MI-6, Interpol, where are they?
Lady Alex: You told me to come alone.
Ella: You didn't actually come alone?

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