Favorite House of Lies Quotes
When in Rome bitches!
Clyde
You fatties talking about diets again?
Jeannie
You're gonna be eating so much crow when I come back here with blue balls you're gonna have feathers coming out of your ass.
Marty
I'm not fucking that sloppy Maryland housewife! That is so not in my job description!
Jeannie
April: You have the morals of a crocodile.
Marty: Ha, said the rattlesnake.
Baby except for the whole murder thing, you are the perfect woman.
Marty
Now I would rather blow a deaf donkey than stay in one of these places, but they are undeniably profitable.
Marty
There's a lot of blue on this page.
Doug
Listen that's not really my area of expertise. There are legal consultants but they have to do actual work.
Marty
Daddy, you're about to fall in love with us for we have officially found the creamy center of the Ho Ho.
Clyde
I smoked better weed than this with my seventh grade teacher.
Jeannie
Roscoe: Did you hear I'm being wrongfully charged like Joan of Arc?
Marty: We're going with Hurricane Carter buddy.
