I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.

Jeannie

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Shut up, I'm not drunk!

Jeannie

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• Added: January 22, 2012

It's very cute the way you all are sort of learning at your own pace.

Marty

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.

Marty

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• Added: January 22, 2012

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

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• Added: January 22, 2012

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah

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• Added: January 22, 2012