House Season 6 Episode 2: "Epic Fail" Quotes
Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.
Wilson: Did you even go to bed last night?
House: Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex. In which case.. no, bed is still for sissies.
Wilson: You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
House: That was before I discovered the Biggest Loser marathon on cable. I like to pretend they can see me eating.
Wilson: Is that my laundry?
House: You were running out of socks for me to borrow.
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
This might be the best thing I've ever eaten... and yes, I'm including what you're thinking about now.
Thirteen
What do you expect? I'm an addict. I set everything at all 11.
House
We flirted. We kissed. I fondled. I hallucinated [sex with you] and yelled it from the hospital balcony.
House
Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.
How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now?
Wilson
Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.
House was an egotistical pill-popping lawsuit magnet... and a genius.
Foreman
