I'm dead. How do you want to spend your last five months?

House [to Wilson]

Is this hell? An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?

House

Don't be logical. Be desperate.

Stacy

House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.

I know you'll do the honest thing. You'll lie.

House

Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.

Death;s not interesting. You exist for what's interesting.

Kutner

I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk thinking I need to be analyzed.

House

From what I hear, nothing black is tiny. Except your penis.

House [to Foreman]

House Season 8 Episode 23 Quotes

I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk thinking I need to be analyzed.

House

From what I hear, nothing black is tiny. Except your penis.

House [to Foreman]