It's kind of like coming to the end of an extreme roller coaster. Even with the terror, nausea, and whiplash, I'm a little sad that it's over.

Masters

There's no wrong choices. At least that's what they tell people who make the crappy choices.

House

Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.

On your back. Port side.

Masters

Relax. She's completely honest and also completely boring.

House

Do you know how to do 9 LP's? Do you know how to do 9 LP's and say it's ten? It's time to grow up.

House

Why are you putting chicken foot prints on the floor?

Masters

Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.

Lying about a lie. That's practically telling the truth.

Thirteen

A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.

House

You had me at "I had to pee."

House

I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.

Chase

House Season 7 Episode 19 Quotes

Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.

Wilson

House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.