House Season 6 Episode 19: "The Choice" Quotes
You're successful, smart and you attract everything that moves. If you wanna focus on the fact that you're not gonna see 50, that's your choice.
House
Dr. Cuddy: I just want us to be friends.
House: Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.
Dr. Chase: Oh, drinks are on me and Foreman tonight.
House: Can't. Pap smear.
Dr. Wilson: I was telling a 39-year-old woman that she has breast cancer.
House: No, you weren't.
Dr. Wilson: How do you know?
House: Because if you were, you'd need to see the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours.
Thirteen: I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
House: Your life is awesome.
House: Sorry, I'm busy. Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't.
Dr. Chase: We have a case.
House: Sounds interesting. I'll take it. I owe you one. Now tell me you don't have a case.
Dr. Chase: I really do have a case.
House: We're even.
House: I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Nurse Jeffrey: Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
House: That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
Nurse Jeffrey: I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
Dr. Wilson: Just think of this as a dream.
Sam: What about House?
Dr. Wilson: I said a dream, not a nightmare.