Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.

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Ohhhh. A metaphor. What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.

Taub

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Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?

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Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?

House

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35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!

House

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