If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

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• Added: February 13, 2012

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

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• Added: February 04, 2012

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

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• Added: February 04, 2012

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase

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• Added: February 04, 2012

Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?

Taub

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• Added: February 04, 2012

Unsquint your eyes.

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• Added: February 04, 2012

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

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• Added: February 04, 2012

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

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• Added: January 30, 2012

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

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• Added: January 30, 2012

[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.

Taub

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• Added: January 30, 2012

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

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• Added: January 30, 2012

As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

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• Added: January 30, 2012