If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase

Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?

Taub

Unsquint your eyes.

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.

Taub

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

I was going to send Chase to tell you what the obvious right thing to do is here is, but then I realized that if you were too stupid to know how stupid that was, you might miss the irony.

Dr. Wilson