House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.

His life is gonna unravel. In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis. Oh, why do we do this?

You know I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex but where I still have to deal with your mother.

House: Miserable stays miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
Thirteen: Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout's gonna change that.
House: It's like there's two of me.

Oh, I'm starting to get the connection. Yeah, she has a house. My name is House.

You're reading subtext into my silence?

Foreman

Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.

That was totally courageous of Khloe to tweet about her weight gain.

What are you doing? We got a patient with a walking disorder who can't seize. No wait. I'm close though, right?

He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely. Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.

Foreman

I love being back. Having every theory you and I share used as proof of my own personal damage.

Thirteen

Somehow in your knee-jerk, juvenile way, you tripped and fell into an actual adult response to this.

Wilson

House Season 7 Quotes

Dr. Cuddy's first assignment was for me to get to know everything about Dr. House's team... and not to believe anything any of them told me.

Alex

Dr. Foreman: Has anyone seen House?
Taub: It's 10:00 a.m. I'd be worried if he was here.