Favorite How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Last week I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee!
Ted
Ted: Well after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four pronged approached that really brought him to his knees
Barney: Hit him with a chair?
Ted: Yep
Asian girls love them some Jews.
Barney
[drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what, I'm open!
Barney
Challenge accepted.
Barney
Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Barney: Oh, yeah, we do that when you're not around. "Ted-out": to over think. See also "Ted-up". "Ted-up": to over think with disastrous consequences. For example, "Billy Tedded-up when he-"
Ted: All right, I get it
Just be cool, Lady. Damn.
Ted
Barney: We both like scotch. We're both awesome.
Robin: Maybe that's the problem. Maybe there's just too much awesome here.
Barney: Yes. Two awesomes cancel each other out. I'm tired of being canceled out.
Funny thing, and this is just me, I like my balls attached to my body instead of rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out.
Barney
Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
Barney
I'm gonna die alone. Ted's gonna be eaten by cats!
Barney
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story
Barney
