Popular How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Magic phone guys - magic phone.
Barney
It's not that the wings are too hot, it's that I already had wings earlier. Much earlier.
Old Marshall
So many great things about this girl. Her boobs, her rack, her chest.
Barney
The things I know about this company, I'll never be fired. There's a chance I'll wash up on shore with no identifiable finger prints or teeth
Barney
Marshall: Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.
Lily: Not like this. This is different.
Here's the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway
Future Ted
That guy's a dad!
Ted
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
Ted: Billy Zabka's your new best man?
Barney: He's the best, around. Sorry Ted, maybe next wedding.
Why is there bag of panties labeled "April 2006" in your closet?
Robin [to Barney]
Baby these satin sheets are slippery. Papa needs traction.
Marshall
Ted: Pop quiz. When robin is PMSing what kind of chocolate should youg et her?
Barney: Trick question. Get her butter scotch.
Ted: Correct. Why?
Barney: Butter scotch is to Canadian women what chocolate is to American women
