Who is this flower child and what has he done with my lion hearted friend Ted Mosby?

The Captain

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• Added: February 22, 2011

Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution!

The Captain

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• Added: February 22, 2011

Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

Lily

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• Added: February 22, 2011

With great penis comes great responsibility.

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011

I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011

We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011

Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.

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• Added: February 22, 2011

You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011

She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011

She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.

Barney

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• Added: February 22, 2011