How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 12: "Girls Vs. Suits" Quotes
(about picking world peace over his suits) I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass.
Barney
To score would be just fine, but I would rather be dressed to the nines.
Barney
This is unbelievable, but you just picked out the three things in this entire room that are my roommates.
Cindy
And her ass - I'd wear that thing for a hat.
Lily
No! My suit gave its life for this cause and I will not rest till she is mine.
Barney
Tim: Your suits death is another suits life.
Barney: Do it.
Tim: You're doing the right thing.
(Barney sobs)
Tim: Please don't cry on this - it's silk.
Suits and insecure woman. I hate them I really just hate them.
Barney
Hey I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you.
Marshall
Hey look at me - I promise I will not fall in love with your roommate.
Ted
It's funny sometimes you walk into a place and you know you're exactly where you're supposed to be.
Ted
Awe you're so sweet, but, compare to that woman I'm like three day old garbage.
Lily
I'm going to be like, "drop the act baby doll daddy needs another gin and tonic".
Barney
