No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.

Barney

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• Added: March 21, 2011

J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?

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• Added: March 21, 2011

No Barney, I'm never going to talk to my dad again.

Marshall

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• Added: March 21, 2011

So then all the county judges started shouting "More Quiche, More Quiche!!!"

Jerry

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• Added: March 21, 2011

Lily, at our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.

Marshall

• Permalink: Lily, at our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.
• Added: March 21, 2011

Long story short I've been managing tours ever since and that dude high fives people with his face now.

Jerry

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• Added: March 21, 2011

I still think about him in the shower.

Robin

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• Added: March 21, 2011

Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.

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• Added: March 21, 2011

Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.

Barney

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• Added: March 21, 2011