Lily: For Ted's sake I hate to say this but, pay up.
Marshall: Not yet.

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• Added: February 20, 2012

Ted: Barney that was my VCR.
Barney: Ted, it was a VCR!

• Permalink: Barney that was my VCR. Ted, it was a VCR!
• Added: February 20, 2012

Ted: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Barney: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!

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• Added: February 20, 2012

To the outdated viewing device!

Barney

• Permalink: To the outdated viewing device!
• Added: February 20, 2012

Marshall: I gotta say that making money off this bet just makes me feel...
Lily: More alive than you've felt in years?
Marshall: Yes!
Lily: New hobby!
Marshall: We need a checks box, some glitter and some glue!

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• Added: February 20, 2012

Not like this Lily, not like this.

Marshall

• Permalink: Not like this Lily, not like this.
• Added: February 20, 2012

Do you think that if we did it...and I did a really good job...that I could turn that into my baby?

Barney

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• Added: February 20, 2012

Oh God I am so hungover! Oh God, Lily's not wearing a bra!

Barney

• Permalink: Oh God I am so hungover! Oh God, Lily's not wearing a bra!
• Added: February 20, 2012