I need you to proxy bang this girl for me. Be my stand in and put your gland in.

Barney

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• Added: January 21, 2013

My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.

Barney

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Barney you don't start with the I got caught cheating diamond. You give yourself room to grow.

Lily

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• Added: January 21, 2013