Here's the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Ted

It doesn't have to make sense to make sense.

Ted

Deuces are wild?

Lily

Marshall: We're adorable
Lily: We're Marshmallow and Lilypadad bitch!

I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation.

Ted