If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.


Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.


Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.

Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.

Hey dude fork over those nachos...


I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.