How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot. Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!
Marshall
Barney: Ted, you are out of the gang FOREVER!
Ted: I'll see you guys tomorrow?
Marshall: Aww ... Lilllly ... babieeeeees!
Barney: I hope Ted is miserable right now.
You leave me no choice. If you have a daughter, the MINUTE she turns 18 ... GONNNNNNNNNG!
Barney
Barney: Rule #83. If anything coming out of that child's mouth lands on me, I get to touch Lily's boobs.
Marshall: Dude, what is it with you and my wife's boobs tonight?
[thinking while reading poetry] I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!
Ted
[to Ted] Marisa Heller ... she sounds hot. Describe. Face, hair, boobs? Start with boobs.
Barney
Barney: Hey, Marisa Heller! Barney Stinson. Do you remember me? We met at a convention for bird owners.
Marisa: That's not possible.
Barney: Wicker lovers.
Marisa: No.
Barney: Stinson out!
Barney: I've got five tickets to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Ted: That is awesome!
Barney: You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers?
Marshall: Not at all!
Ted: But we're assuming it's some sort of sporting event putting robots ... against wrestlers!
Barney: That's exactly what it is!
I bad for any woman with the kind of low self-esteem that would actually date a guy like that.
Don
[drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Teddy Bear. Need a little honey? Rawwwr.
Ted
[drunk, on phone] Hey Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what, I'm open!
Barney
