How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
I'll believe Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.
Barney
People want the lie. They need the lie!
Barney
Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupon.
Pizza Guy
Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.
Robin
Do I get a vote? Skank lane! Skank lane!
Barney
Who wants a party hat? Look I'm a bird! Let's all be birds!
Marshall
The camera loves me Robin - more than loves me the camera lusts me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do me as I lie there with my eyes closed.
Barney
Two months - my balls were blu - blu!
Marshall
It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture - I don't know why, just ask God.
Barney
I've always looked drop dead stone cold amazing - unlike Marshall who always looked dead, stoned, and cold.
Barney
Oh Ted, here's another fun little trivia game it's called - name that bitch.
Lily
Let's take a little walk down random skank lane.
Lily
